issue no. 01 roemers psychedelic mystery wonderland

ROEMER's

psychedelic mystery wonderland

hey bibi, i found you on bumble and thought you were pretty, so i turned myself into a magazine.
i hope you enjoy :)

4 pros, 4 honest cons → the monet house, explained why he never walks home the same way
roemer, portrait
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the facts

  • work fullstack developer at a fintech bookkeeping scale-up
  • side quest built checkjepunten.nl, got in the newspaper
  • instruments guitar, piano, saxophone
  • nationality dutch
  • religion atheist
  • politics liberal social democrat
  • height 182 cm
  • age 26
  • fav video game binding of isaac

"what is love?
baby don't hurt me"

duckman, my favorite character
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funny facts

  • maffia movies are peak cinema, love the respect etiquette. capisce?
  • allergic to taking the same route both ways, always want to explore new paths
  • tries cooking new dishes, results vary
  • listening to songs on spotify with less than 50k plays makes me feel special
  • grew up in a house claude monet made a painting of
  • reads wikipedia recreatively
roemer, out and about

what we could do together

enjoy a charcuterie board in the park whilst reading our books
go out for dinner and hunt down cute new restaurants
stay inside, cook together and put on a movie or series

online represent

the internet paper trail, in three flavours:

current rotation

current favourite genres (subject to change)

  1. 1folk rock
  2. 2progressive rock
  3. 3psychedelic rock
  4. 3aeclectic rock italian, korean, latin american, swedish, dutch, etc
  5. 4jazz
  6. 5hiphop
  7. 6classical music

the pros & cons

pros ✦

  • free tech support, fixes wifi, laptops and printers for free
  • huge music nerd, endless supply of playlists on tap
  • calm, curious and rational but can be convinced otherwise
  • social and easy going, love gezelligheid
  • good listener which likes to ask questions

cons ✦

  • can talk for loong about art, maps, geopolitics and jazz, by pleasure or no
  • reads geopolitical magazines in cafes, seriously
  • will drag you to concerts of bands with three monthly listeners
  • often early sleeper